i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters
actual footage of gays destroying the sanctity of marriage
How dare those gays raise happy children in a loving home. it’s disgusting.
This is so cute it’s just literally painful like no
Just go away, Neil.
No human being should be allowed to be that adorable.
There are two adorable children, and we’re all talking about Neil.
Okay but Neil is an adorable child too, so let’s not forget that.
boys will never understand the feeling of relief of taking off a bra after a long day
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
And the riveting companion anthology of short stories: Am I Actually Getting Better or am I Ignoring My Problems
I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED
there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here
the disruption of pleasant relaxing music
the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager
the small child’s laughter in the background
the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something
the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere
the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano
it’s all so beautiful
Quick and simple lifehacks.
my faith in the world is just a little bit restored
finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.